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Man Who Believed We Can Inject Bleach Also Believes He Can Be Reinstated as President

FART-A-LOTGO, FLORIDA -- Last year, former President Donald Trump -- who only served one term, was impeached twice, and left office with the lowest approval ratings of any man who ever held the office -- suggested at one point...

Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to Be Reinstated

Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience this weekend that she believes all the former president has to do to be reinstated as the commander in chief is to "perform some simple...

Federal Agents Find $3 Million in Receipts for Gas-X and Just for Men in Giuliani’s Apartment

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, federal agents served a search warrant on former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani's Manhattan apartment. As the agents were serving a warrant on an active investigation, not very much is clear at...

5 Fast Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election

For the last six weeks, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- whose only role in society now is to be President Donald Trump's drunken, self-dick-fondling fixer -- has been colluding with three other Trump campaign lawyers to baselessly...

Trump Tells Ivanka He’s Invoking Marital Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing lame duck one-term permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump formally announced that he was declaring "marital law" this morning. "I hereby summon all my powers and declare Marital Law," President Trump announced in the Oval Office...

Mike Flynn Says Trump Can Remain Президент навсегда

MOSCOW, RHODE ISLAND -- Pardoned traitor against the United States, General Comrade Michael Flynn has been quite public about his desire for outgoing, lame duck, one term, permanently-impeached loser President Donald Trump to use the military to invalidate last...

Trump Campaign Legal Team to Ask Supreme Court to Set Aside Election, Constitution, Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His options are dwindling. Time is running out. The votes have been cast and counted. Even recounted. Yet, despite all his complaining, all his vicious attacks on anyone -- even those in his own party he...

Trump Legal Team Wants to Wrap Entire Supreme Court in Tinfoil Before Presenting Their Arguments

It's not exactly been a big secret. The Trump Campaign's legal strategy has always been to get one or more of their longshot bids to overturn the will of the people before the Supreme Court of the United States...

5 Evidence-Free Accusations We’re Making About Trump’s Legal Team

If there is one thing that President Donald Trump's campaign legal team is exceptionally adept at, it's making wild claims without providing evidence, at least when not in a courtroom under oath. When the setting changes from a random...

Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.

The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has not been in serious doubt or question for at least two of the three weeks. However, that certainty -- that former Vice President Joe Biden...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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