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Eric Trump and Sean Hannity Agree That Inhuman, Mentally-Ill, Evil Democrats to Blame for Divisive Political Atmosphere

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Gun Nut: I Had No Idea Naval Bases Were Gun Free Zones!

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The NRA has a special offer for America once we've had five more school shootings this year.

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A mass Second Amendment demonstration has taken place at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, leaving ten dead.
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