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Tickets Still Available For “Me-2017” New Year’s Eve Ball Hosted By Kevin Spacey, Louis CK

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The finishing touches are being put on the Cosby Ballroom in Manhattan's Trump Tower. The Me-2017 New Year's Eve Ball is scheduled to be one of the hottest tickets in town, back in 2016...

Roy Moore Says Elections Are ‘Like Teenage Girls,’ And Refuses To Pull Out Of Race He Lost

PEDURAST, ALABAMA -- Former Alabama judge Roy Moore lost a hotly contested election earlier this month to a Democrat in his home state, and he is still not quite over the pain of that loss. Late Wednesday night, the...

Bill O’Reilly Sued For Sexual Harassment By His Vacuum Cleaner

SOUFFLER DUR, NEW YORK -- When the year started, Bill O'Reilly was still the King of Fox News. His show, The O'Reilly Factor, which he called "The No Spin Zone," was still grabbing top ratings, and he was personal...

Trump Supporter .25% More Likely To Vote For A Democrat After Franken Resigns

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing activist and podcaster Jethro Bohiggins has never voted for a Democrat for any office. He is a lifelong, card carrying member of the Republican Party. "And I do mean lifelong," Jethro told his podcast...

Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter

"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."

Trump Releases Pussy He Was Grabbing Long Enough For A Thoughtful Soliloquy On Men Respecting And Empowering Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump today gave an impromptu monologue on the importance for all men to respect and empower women. Just shortly before delivering his unscheduled soliloquy to the press pool that was in the Oval Office...

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't consider himself a partisan, or an ideologue, and not just because when we asked him he told us he didn't know what those words meant. After explaining to...
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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