Sergey Kislyak

The Political Garbage Chute

Trump Suggests Jared Kushner ‘Go Old School’ and Use Tin Can and String to Reach Moscow

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Jared Kushner might be in big, big trouble. But his father-in-law/the President of the United States may have a way to help him out of a jam.
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Jeff Sessions: ‘White People Can’t Commit Perjury’

James Schlarmann -
Lying or misleading Congress under oath is not perjury if you're white, according to Attorney General Jeff Sessions...probably.
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Krispy Kreme Signs Deal To Be Trey Gowdy’s Official Congressional Glazing Sponsor

James Schlarmann -
Trey Gowdy sweats. Profusely. One doughnut retailers doesn't see disgustingness in his glazed face though; they see marketing opportunities.
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Sen. John McCain, Lindsey Graham Threaten to Wag Their Fingers ‘Super Duper Hard’ At Trump This Time

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McCain and Graham are not happy with how the president is behaving, and they're almost willing to do something real about it.
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Trump: ‘When The President Does It, That Means It’s Not Obstruction of Justice or Treason’

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Defending himself in relation to recent scandals, President Trump says a president cannot commit treason or obstruct justice.
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President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It

James Schlarmann -
In a closed door meeting with Russian envoys, President Hillary Clinton gave away intelligence but Republicans are really totes cool with it.
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Vladimir Putin Sent Kislyak With Shortlist of James Comey’s Replacement for President Trump

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Russian President Vladimir Putin gave two of his envoys a list for his bitch, President Donald Trump, to use as candidates to replace James Comey.
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George Santos Announces Kitara Ravache Will Handle His Committee Assignments

Congressman George Santos (Q-NY) has had a pretty rough start to his freshman year in the House of Representatives. Before...
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