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Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s

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Senator Ted Cruz has a new idea to try and help the federal government make a little dough while also simultaneously knocking science and education.
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Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’

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Ted Cruz is the new chair of the Senate committee that handles science and space research, policy and budgeting, and his proposed law will make quite the splash.
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“Why I Should Be President” by Senator Ted Cruz

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Read why Senator Ted Cruz thinks you should elect him next year.
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Sen. Ted Cruz: Any ‘Hidden’ Planets in Our Solar System Belong Solely to U.S.

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Scientists believe there may be two planets "hiding" in our solar system, and Senator Ted Cruz is already claiming exclusive dominion over them for the U.S.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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