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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
McConnell Blasts Dems for Wanting to Change the Filibuster ‘Like That A-Hole McConnell Changed the Filibuster’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With control of the Senate resting a knife's edge of a...
March 16, 2021
U.S. Politics
McConnell Implores Schumer Not to Wield Power Unapologetically Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last decade or so, Mitch McConnell ran the Senate....
January 22, 2021
U.S. Politics
Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It happened with a sort of "cracking" sound, witnesses say. Then,...
January 6, 2021
The Democrats
Biden Says He’ll Nominate Abrams for “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”
In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United...
January 6, 2021
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Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted...
February 1, 2020
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Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug...
January 31, 2020
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Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at Congressional Democrats, farting wildly...
January 15, 2020
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McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is Hidden, and Witnesses Can’t Testify”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the impeachment process is laid out clearly in the United...
January 8, 2020
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Rick Scott: “Once Republican Votes Are Counted, There’s No Need to Continue Counting”
LAKE NOSFERATU, FLORIDA -- This week, President Donald Trump weighed in via Twitter on...
November 12, 2018
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Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into the Oval Office...
June 6, 2018
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Trump’s Bone Spurs Flare Up As He Tweets Insult Over Senator Blumenthal’s Vietnam Service
President Trump used Twitter today to attack Senator Richard Blumenthal's Vietnam War record; and immediately his bone spurs acted up.
August 7, 2017
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President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For Everything
After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.
July 18, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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