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Ted Cruz: Mars Water Supply Proves Girls Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupider

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There's water on Mars and Sen. Ted Cruz believes it means something universal about life itself.
The Political Garbage Chute

Sen. Ted Cruz: Any ‘Hidden’ Planets in Our Solar System Belong Solely to U.S.

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Scientists believe there may be two planets "hiding" in our solar system, and Senator Ted Cruz is already claiming exclusive dominion over them for the U.S.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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