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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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NRA Files Chapter 11 Moral Bankruptcy
FLINTLOCK, NEW YORK -- The National Rifle Association filed for Chapter 11 Moral Bankruptcy...
January 18, 2021
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Obama Hopes Biden Remembers How to Take Everyone’s Guns, Jobs, and Bibles
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA COMMIE SOCIALIST BUNKER, SOROSLAND -- It's been four long years since Agenda...
January 11, 2021
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Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an...
June 5, 2020
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NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association has released a statement supporting an unorthodox...
March 6, 2020
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Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned...
January 21, 2020
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Data Suggests Virginia Rally Largest Gathering of Small Genitals Since Last Trump Family Reunion
Today, thousands of people amassed in Virginia to protest new laws passed by the...
January 20, 2020
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Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes
NORTH POLE, EARTH -- Kristopher Q. Kringle, known around the world by his stage...
December 9, 2019
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Vape Company Giving Guns Away With Their Products to Avoid Regulation
A California company that produces vaporizing products for sale in the state has chosen...
September 12, 2019
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Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has,...
September 4, 2019
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FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence
"Platitudes are probably a way better idea at this point."
September 2, 2019
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5 Reasons America Has Mass Shootings That Aren’t How Easy It Is For Just About Any F**king Idiot to Get a Gun
America has mass shootings. Though, to be perfectly frank and fair, it has racism,...
August 5, 2019
Immigration
Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins is an...
August 4, 2019
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024