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Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”

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Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors swirling around him and his junk?
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Awkward Backstage Emmys Moment When Confused Spicer Attempted Fellatio on Alec Baldwin

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A befuddled Sean Spicer, former White House Press Secretary, reportedly tried to give Alec Baldwin a "Lewinksy Special" as Trump calls it.
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Emmy Producers on Spicer Cameo: All Other Literal Sacks of Lying Shit Had Previous Engagements

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The Emmy producers are telling the media this morning that Sean Spicer got a cameo because everyone else in his industry had previous engagements.
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PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director

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For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.
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Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic

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Former Alaska governor and reality-TV star Sarah Palin takes issue with Scaramucci, Priebus, and Spicer walking out on President Trump.
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Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office

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Outgoing communications director Anthony Scaramucci and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer shared a moment of commiseration.
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Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’

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Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.
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Sean Spicer to Play Melissa McCarthy on SNL’s Next Season

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Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is set to play actress Melissa McCarthy on next year's season of SNL.
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Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide

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Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.
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Trump to Pay Tribute to Sean Spicer, Dedicate Bushes in Front of White House to Him

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Sean Spicer has resigned his post as the Trump administration's press secretary, but the White House plans to honor his brief tenure and service anyway.
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