SCOTUS

Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia

Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work.

Justice Clarence Thomas Tries to Throw Himself into Scalia’s Casket

Clarence Thomas tries to go meet Antonin Scalia's maker with him.

Dumb, Failing, White UT Student Thinks Justice Scalia Is Totally Right About Affirmative Action

One white kid agrees with Justice Scalia on Affirmative Action, though he's not quite sure why.

Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #4)

Hide your wedding album! The gay marriage gestapo is on its way!

How One Man’s Straight Marriage Was Totally Ruined By Gay Marriage

One man's harrowing ordeal, losing his straight marriage to gay marriage.

Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’

Texas' Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well...

Ted Cruz Literally Explodes After Obamacare, Gay Marriage Decisions

The Texas demagogue was found in his hotel room, or at least what was chemically identifiable as Ted Cruz was found in his hotel room.

“The Official Republican Obamacare Alternative” by Rep. Paul Ryan & Sen. Ted Cruz

Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz explain the Republican Obamacare alternative.

Conservative Americans Wait Breathlessly for Word on Whether They Have to Stop Being Assholes Now

Does the federal government protecting gay marriage mean the end of an era for America's assholes?
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