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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Trump Announces Next Year U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead
President Donald Trump indicated that the United States will be celebrating an alternative version of Earth Day next year.
April 23, 2017
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Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
President Donald Trump has tapped nutritionist David Avocado Wolfe for a new and important role at the Food and Drug Administration.
April 19, 2017
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Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration
A new study released this week shows preliminary results that may indicate Co-President Trump is having a profound effect on space and time.
March 11, 2017
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President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
March 1, 2017
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Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him
Co-President Donald Trump reached out to the "space nerds" at NASA to help him glean just how much he should care about the new planets.
February 22, 2017
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DeVos To Replace Sixth Grade Science Textbooks With The New Testament
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will start rolling out new educational guidelines and standards, now that she has been confirmed.
February 11, 2017
Science & Medicine
Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science,’ and Had Their Baby Vaccinated
An anti-vaxxer in California was absolutely devastated when he found out a friend and his wife had their baby girl vaccinated.
December 30, 2016
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Trump Directs NASA To Verify Which Planet Girls Go To When They Get More Stupider
Republicans may not have a reputation for being pro-science, but that doesn't mean Trump won't be taking an active role in NASA's missions.
December 19, 2016
Science & Medicine
Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Mark Zuckerberg and His Wife ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science’
One man is incensed at Mark Zuckerberg for protecting his daughter against life-threatening disease.
January 11, 2016
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Ted Cruz: ‘Obama Failed By Not Planting American or Confederate Flag on Pluto’
Ted Cruz really wanted NASA to claim Pluto for the U.S.A.
July 15, 2015
Religion
FLASH: Even Head Guy Who Believes in Virgin Birth Knows Climate Change Is Real
Pope Francis is making waves by insisting to his flock that they actually read what the Bible has to say about taking care of the planet.
June 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Rick Santorum Wants Oscar the Grouch To Stop Commenting on Garbage
Rick Santorum has a message for another celebrity he wants to pipe down on the talking about the environment and the what-not.
June 3, 2015
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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