Humor/Satire July 20, 2018 July 20, 2019 Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire August 27, 2017 August 27, 2017 Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’ by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire August 22, 2017 August 22, 2017 Trump Says He Was Depressed Not Being The One Blocking All The Light During Eclipse by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire August 21, 2017 August 21, 2017 Trump Supporter Blind After Ignoring ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ of Science and Staring Directly at Eclipse by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire June 2, 2017 June 2, 2017 Trump Says U.S. Didn’t Need Paris Accords Because NASA Found Planet Covfefe & We’ll Live There by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 23, 2017 April 23, 2017 Trump Announces Next Year U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 19, 2017 April 19, 2017 Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 11, 2017 March 11, 2017 Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 1, 2017 March 1, 2017 President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire February 22, 2017 February 22, 2017 Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him by James Schlarmann
