Tag: Science

Trump Announces Next Year U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead

President Donald Trump indicated that the United States will be celebrating an alternative version ...

Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration

A new study released this week shows preliminary results that may indicate Co-President Trump ...

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site ...