"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- In just a couple of weeks, Microsoft will launch its newest operating system at the specific direction of its founder and former CEO. The operating system marks a departure from security models of Microsoft's previous operating...
SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself "mostly apolitical," but he does have one issue that serves as a litmus test for any potential vying for his vote -- vaccination.
Myers, who doesn't hold any advanced...
The American Medicinal Association of America has just made a stunning and likely world-changing announcement -- AIDS and cancer have both been simultaneously cured forever.
Stunningly, the AMAA says that it wasn't the communal efforts of medical research funded largely...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos issued an order that all globes being used in any American school are to be "flattened like God made it just 6,000 years ago."
DeVos was confirmed in the Senate 51-50,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced that he has created and filled a new important position in the federal government, today from the Oval Office.
This morning, Trump announced that he has directed the Food and Drug Administration to...
VAPID VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was about to file an official request with the White House, demanding that President Trump issue an "Imperial...
One of the nation's leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word "cuck" in their everyday speech, the smaller their penis tends to be.
The term cuck is Internet slang for "cuckold," a word that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, word broke that the Health and Human Services department under the direction of the Donald Trump presidential administration ordered the Centers for Disease Control to stop using seven words in any documentation that pertains...
