Tag: Science
Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s
Senator Ted Cruz has a new idea to try and help the federal government ...
Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’
Ted Cruz is the new chair of the Senate committee that handles science and ...
Trump Says He Was Depressed Not Being The One Blocking All The Light During Eclipse
President Donald J. Trump admitted to aides this morning that he took his eclipse ...
Trump Supporter Blind After Ignoring ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ of Science and Staring Directly at Eclipse
A right-wing conservative podcaster and YouTuber is now blind after ignoring warnings and staring ...
Trump Says U.S. Didn’t Need Paris Accords Because NASA Found Planet Covfefe & We’ll Live There
Who needs Earth when you can trade it up for a newer, hotter planet? ...
Trump Announces Next Year U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead
President Donald Trump indicated that the United States will be celebrating an alternative version ...
Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
President Donald Trump has tapped nutritionist David Avocado Wolfe for a new and important ...
Scientists Discover Space Time Continuum Runs In Dog Years Since Trump’s Inauguration
A new study released this week shows preliminary results that may indicate Co-President Trump ...
President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site ...
Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him
Co-President Donald Trump reached out to the "space nerds" at NASA to help him ...
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