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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Man’s Dick Denies All Liability For His Actions
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April 29, 2020
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Historians Unearth Draft of Famous Patrick Henry ‘Give Me Retail Shopping and Give Me Death’ Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the National Academy of History and Past Events announced...
April 20, 2020
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Treasury Orders Trump’s Mushroom Stamp on Coronavirus Stimulus Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Treasury Department issued an order late last night that...
April 15, 2020
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Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On his radio show this morning, Fox News host...
April 13, 2020
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Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man -- who somehow managed to...
April 10, 2020
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RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg issued an urgent press release...
April 10, 2020
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Trump Thanks Those Who Have Died from Coronavirus for Bumping Up His Briefings’ TV Ratings
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump took to Twitter this morning and did something...
April 8, 2020
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Trump Says He’s ‘Heard Good Things’ About Treating Coronavirus With Blowtorches and Flamethrowers
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April 7, 2020
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Stupidfuck Training to Become Dumbfuck
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April 7, 2020
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Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean To His Baby Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, fat, whiny, entitled, spoiled bitch stood in the White...
April 7, 2020
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CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest and most critical...
April 6, 2020
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Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High...
April 5, 2020
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers
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