Tag: satirist

ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump

When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...

Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, ...

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to ...

Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall

DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...

4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President

A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. ...

Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”

LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has ...

Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...

Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, Americans witnessed a sight they’d never seen in the 244 ...

Trump Promises to Defeat the Coronavirus With the Electoral College

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has vowed on multiple occasions to lead ...