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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Florida Nun Unsure If She’ll Be Arrested After Teaching Students About the Immaculate Conception
"It's tough for me to know, legally speaking, if discussing statutory rape is kosher...
March 17, 2022
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Senator Accidentally Inserts Hot Stock Tip Into Text of Daylight Savings Bill
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A hot stock tip was accidentally inserted into the language of...
March 17, 2022
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Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles
For years, Fox News has given its top anchors a choice between having their...
March 14, 2022
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He Spent $150 on “Let’s Go Brandon” Merch and Now Biden Won’t Let Him Fill His Gas Tank
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest episode of his podcast, Jethro Bohiggins...
March 14, 2022
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CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus This Year
In late March of 2020, Ener-Go Enterprises shut down the majority of its onsite...
March 14, 2022
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Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway, and...
March 9, 2022
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Data Shows DeSantis Thinks About Gay Sex More Than Two Dudes Banging
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Florida's controversial new "Don't Say Gay" bill is on its way...
March 8, 2022
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What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?
https://youtu.be/deUU6n4viWQ Throughout most of 2020, as the U.S. government was sending stimulus checks and helping...
March 8, 2022
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Matt Gaetz Worried He’ll Have to Leave Florida if “Don’t Say Gay Bill” is an Anti-Grooming Law
Friends and associates of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) -- both of them -- have...
March 7, 2022
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Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices
In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden...
March 7, 2022
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Since the West Started Sanctioning Russia, Don Jr Hasn’t Been Able to Buy Nearly as Much Coke
As Vladimir Putin's illegal, violent siege of Ukraine continues, the U.S. and its western...
March 4, 2022
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Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford
When President Joe Biden nominated Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to replace retiring Supreme Court...
March 4, 2022
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
