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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Conservative Media
Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any...
April 29, 2021
Conservative Media
Son Called CPS Because Parents Were Watching Tucker Carlson
This week, sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported on quite a noteworthy event. In a...
April 29, 2021
MAGA News
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Dealer Endorses Randy Quaid in Newsom Recall
LAKE AMPHETAMINE, GEORGIA -- Bill "Peach Dick" Kusinphuchre is known in his part of...
April 29, 2021
Conservative Media
Simon & Schuster Says Fact-Checked Kellyanne Conway Memoir Fits on Four Pages
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has...
April 28, 2021
Conservative Media
Dr. Joe Rogan, M.D. Leaving Harvard Medical School to Host “Fear Factor” Reboot
FORT SHITTFERBRAYNS, TEXAS -- A lot of Americans might not know that there are...
April 28, 2021
War on Christmas
Biden Makes “Merry Christmas” Illegal Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some on the right have accused President Joe Biden of being...
April 27, 2021
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Is Cancel Culture Why Your Grandkids Don’t Laugh at Your Hilarious Racist Jokes Anymore?
Cancel Culture -- it's obviously the most pressing and urgent threat to American liberties...
April 27, 2021
Conservative Media
Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson
SMITHVILLE, GEORGIA -- Two parents are in custody, and authorities in their small Georgia...
April 27, 2021
Science & Medicine
CDC Recommends Covering Tucker Carlson’s Face With Your Fists
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fox White Supremacist News host Tucker Carlson doesn't want Americans wearing...
April 27, 2021
Conservative Media
Hannity Accuses Biden of Never Paying a Porn Star to Lie About Sleeping With Him
On his radio show today, Fox News host Sean Hannity laced into President Joe...
April 27, 2021
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Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references to "capitalism" from...
April 26, 2021
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After Fauci Reminds Americans Condoms Prevent STDs, Pro-MAGA Patriot Diagnosed With Syphilis
"I don't trust a damn word that comes out of notorious Anti-Trumper Dr. Tony...
April 26, 2021
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
