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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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McConnell Says He’d Oppose January 6th Commission Even If He Weren’t Covered in Trump’s Ball Juice

"When have you ever known Mitch McConnell to be a petty, partisan hack?" WASHINGTON, D.C....
Criminal Justice

New York AG Hires Special Prosecutor to Try Trump Organization Criminal Case

ALBANY, NEW YORK -- The New York Attorney General's office announced last night that...
Economy

Don Jr: ‘Patriots’ Will Stop Taking Unemployment and Get a Job Where They Need Welfare to Survive

During an appearance on Sean Hannity's daily klan rally on the radio, former President...
Criminal Justice

Matt Gaetz Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for Using Venmo to Buy a Fleet of Windowless Vans

LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- According to sources, investigators have uncovered a new wrinkle in...
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Texas: Shooting Self in Dick Surpasses Covid-19 Deaths for First Time Since 2019

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republicans in the Lonestar State are crowing quite loudly this morning...
Science & Medicine

Darwin Institute Encourages MAGA to Refuse Vaccine and Masks

"The Darwin Institute has always been committed to supporting any endeavor to prove evolution...
MAGA News

Pentagon: Aliens ‘Took One Look’ at Greene and Decided Humans Were Too Stupid to Contact

"They said that a planet full of horse-faced cave trolls isn't what they had...
MAGA News

Daenerys Targaryen Defends Israel’s Retaliation Against Palestinians

Daenerys Targaryen - Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mother of...
Criminal Justice

QAnon Shaman and MAGA Bomber Vouch for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sanity

Despite all outward appearances and her own words and actions, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene...
U.S. Politics

5 Fun Facts About Smellise Stinkfandick, New GOP Conference Chair

Just this morning, House Republicans completed their coup d'domestic terrorism and officially voted to...
Science & Medicine

Fauci Suggests ‘Some Senators’ Wear a Mask to Hide from Punchy Neighbors

Giving an interview on CNN, Dr. Anthony Fauci suggested that even though the CDC...
U.S. Politics

Stefanik Faces Surprise Challenge from Trump’s Dong for Conference Chair

"We'd only be affirming what everybody already knows is true." - House Minority Leader...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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