COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that he is "sick and goddamned tired" of President Trump's "white America First agenda" being overshadowed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was one of the loudest, most outspoken critics of then-candidate Donald Trump. However, since Trump's inauguration, many people around the capital -- and indeed the nation...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too many chilli dogs" this morning while tweeting during his executive time, and as such has come down with a case of Freedom Gas. Reportedly the Freedom Gas is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it is that President Donald Trump calls his penis could fit into any orifice on McConnell's...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction, it's expected to help shatter attendance records. Reportedly, the new theme park experience has garnered the attention of the Trump administration, and this morning the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree demanding that the United States Congress meet immediately for the purpose of conferring upon him the Congressional Medal of Honor. Trump's decree indicates that he believes that he...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities are reporting that within the last several hours Individual-1 -- the person who FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation believes directed Michael Cohen to commit several felonies to influence the 2016 presidential election -- has...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw his party lose control of the House of Representatives in quite historic fashion -- President Trump ramped his rhetoric about a "caravan" of migrants coming...
LAKE NOSFERATU, FLORIDA -- This week, President Donald Trump weighed in via Twitter on two election recounts currently underway in Florida. Mr. Trump's tweet demanded that the recounts
currently being tabulated in the governor's race and the race for one of...
