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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Oh My God, I Just Shit My Pants and Now They Think Biden Stole the Election!

If there's one thing in my life that I just don't have time for,...

New Research Suggests Marjorie Taylor Greene is a ‘Sentient Klan Rally’

Dr. Valerie Gilgamesh, Chief Researcher at The National Institute of Looking Into Stuff, held...

Stephen Miller Was ‘Devastated’ to Find Out the Only Nazi Trump Praised Was Hitler

According to a book that will soon hit store shelves and online retailers, former...

Coroner Updates Ashli Babbitt’s Cause of Death to ‘Believing a Moron’s Bullshit Too Much’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The coroner tasked with determining the cause of death for Ashli...

Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow

DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of his friends, a...

Fauci Says He’s Never Heard of a Virology Lab in Any Crossfit Gym

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) wants Americans to ignore the...

Fox Weather Looking for Meteorologists Who Can Explain Why Antifa Causes Hurricanes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- People who hate the mainstream, corporate media's constant political...

Mike Lindell Starts “MyCrackPipe”

LAKE AMPHETAMINE, MINNESOTA -- During a press conference held from his own basement this...

God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife reporters this morning...

New Poll: 60% of Republicans and 100% of Morons Back Trump in 2024

In American history, few men have lost a presidential election only to come back...

Mike Lindell: A Man Named Ben Gozzi Told Him Trump Would Be Reinstated August 13th

On August 13th, 2021, former President Donald Trump, who has never won the popular...

Sha’Carri Richardson Suspended After Testing Positive for Snack Enhancing Drug

Olympic sprinter Sha'Carri Richardson will miss her signature 100-meter dash event at the 2021...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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