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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Ivanka: “I Know for a Fact Daddy Could Pull-Out Better”

LAKE DAUGHTERLUST, FLORIDA -- All across pro-MAGA media, President Joe Biden is getting hammered...

DeSantis Orders All Florida High Schoolers to Participate in Unvaccinated Make-Out Parties

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) has issued an ultimatum to every high...

Pro-MAGA Fire Chief Slams Biden for Putting Out 20 Year Old Fire George W. Bush Started

WHISTLING DICK, MONTANA -- This weekend, President Joe Biden performed what most would call...

George W. Bush Pretty Sure He’s Heard of This “Afghanistan” People Keep Talking About

FORT STRATEGERIE, TEXAS -- Since leaving office in 2008, former President George W. Bush...

Trump Blames Taliban Retaking Afghanistan on Biden Not Sucking Up to Them

FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th  Smartest President of...

Shockingly, Former Crack Head Might Not Have Been Right About Trump’s Reinstatement

The big day came. The big day went. Despite months of promises and assurances...

Rand Paul Self-Certifies as Lawyer, Says Nothing Wrong With Wife’s Stock Trade

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Doctor Rand Paul (Q-KY) and his wife might have been...

Texas Governor Sues School District for Using Crossing Guards

AUSTIN, TEX-ASS -- Governor Greg Abbott of Texas filed a pair of lawsuits today,...

Where Does the Constitution Allow for Delusional Losers With Hurt Feelings to Be Reinstated?

Since November 2020, it's become increasingly apparent that millions of Americans are under the...

Greene and Boebert File Articles of Impeachment Against Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American right, led by pro-MAGA politicians and media figures, has...

Lindell: Trump Will Give Reinstatement Speech Written by a Team of Minotaurs

Tomorrow is it. The Big Day. An historic and truly unprecedented moment in history....

With August 13th Rapidly Approaching, Biden Still President for Next Four Years

In a matter of just hours, the calendar pages will turn, and it will...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...