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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Arts & Entertainment

CNN+’s Failure Proves Liberalism is in Decline, and That’s What I’ll Post on Truth Social

The following editorial was submitted by State Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (Q). Thompaulsen is a...
Tech

InbredsOfTikTok Curates Content from Pro-Trump Users

While the Internet debates whether social media accounts that anonymously aggregate content for the...
Conservative Media

I Sold Tucker The Butt Dildo He Needs to Get Hard. He Didn’t Seem Worried About Masculinity.

https://youtu.be/kEAxbv5Dkac Tucker Carlson needs a healthy prostate massage to get an erection. Before you get...
Conservative Media

The Only Result I Got From Trying Tucker’s Teste Treatment Is My Balls Look Like Donald Trump

For most of my life, I have taken the advice of trusted medical professionals...
Economy

Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain

If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump,...
Science & Medicine

Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them

Fox News host, and White Nationalist Magazine's "Nazi Cuntwhistle of the Year" for fifteen...
MAGA News

Florida Bans Education

Education of any kind is now completely and fully illegal within Florida's state lines,...
U.S. Politics

Democrats Will Just Debate a Literal Sack of Shit in 2024

This week, the Republican National Committee officially ended its relationship with the commission that...
Women's Rights

Coat Hangers and Bleach Pass Meth and Busch Beer as Florida’s Highest Selling Products

Just days after Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) signed a sweeping, new 15-week abortion ban...
Tech

Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

A new report out of South Florida seems to indicate that one former, one-term,...
MAGA News

Of Course I Believe a Billionaire Wants to Protect My Freedom of Speech. I’m a Fucking Moron.

What's all this fuss about Elon Musk's hostile takeover attempt of Twitter? By now, don't...
Conservative Media

Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day

For the better part of four decades, there have been fewer American liberals more...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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