Tag: Satire

Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch

Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as “Covid-19,” has been ...

Kellyanne Conway Chose…Poorly

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In hindsight, her friends and family say that White House senior ...

Obama Warns Biden Against Tan Suits and Dijon Mustards

SECRET KENYAN SHARIA BUNKER — Outgoing President Donald J. Trump may not want to ...

Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin

CORUSCANT — Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. ...