Tag: Satire

Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a ...

Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...

Alabama GOP Outraged ‘Cuties’ Director Didn’t Invite Roy Moore to World Premiere

BONINSISTERS, ALABAMA — The Alabama Republican Party issued a scathing rebuke of the controversial ...

On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...

Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The first president to use the phrase “The Buck Stops Here” ...

Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, ...