Tag: Satire
Barr Says Presidents Can Ignore Election Results They Don’t Agree With
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr, in an interview with Slimebag Fascist Enabling Toady ...
Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is ...
Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not the president was briefed on Russia’s efforts to ...
Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?
Author’s Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that I will ...
Trump Thought Russians Were Paying the Taliban to Throw Paper Towels at U.S. Soldiers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an administration seemingly built on and fueled by scandal, the ...
Louie Gohmert Dragged Away By Masked Millennials After Saying “Antifa” 3 Times Into Bathroom Mirror
VALLE DE MORMÓN RACISTACALVO, TEXAS — According to those with firsthand knowledge of the ...
ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump
When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...
CDC Testing Effectiveness of Racial Slurs on COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — The Centers for Disease Control, at the request of the White ...
Antifa Millennials Topple Mrs. Butterworth Statue
LENIN, MISSISSIPPI — A local AntiFa franchise, working under the direction of its millennial ...
Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On My Ass”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Can the President of the United States drink water with one ...
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