Tag: Satire
1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery, Genocide, Jim Crow, and Internment Camps
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recently, President Donald Trump at Education Secretary Betsy Devos announced that ...
Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a ...
Pussy Grabbing Predator With 25 Credible Allegations of Sexual Assault Can’t Wait to Bring Up Biden’s Past
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the nation’s capital, there is a 74-year-old pussy grabbing alleged ...
Joe Biden Uses Teleprompter to Read the Names of 200,000 Americans Who Died from Covid-19
LAGO DEL CRIMINAL GENOCIDA, FLORIDA — Today, Joe Biden made a campaign stop in ...
Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...
Alabama GOP Outraged ‘Cuties’ Director Didn’t Invite Roy Moore to World Premiere
BONINSISTERS, ALABAMA — The Alabama Republican Party issued a scathing rebuke of the controversial ...
Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If there’s one thing we know about Trump supporters, it’s that ...
On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...
Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The first president to use the phrase “The Buck Stops Here” ...
Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, ...
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