After a Rough First Year, Satan Says He’s Adjusting to Living So Close to Rush Limbaugh One year ago, a man moved into the permanent residents' area of Hell, one of the afterlife's oldest apartment complexes. Since that day, Satan -- Hell's superintendent -- says that life has been a "topsy-turvy mix" of good and...

Satan Offers to Send Emerald Robinson to Med School

HELL -- NewsMax reporter and chief White House correspondent Emerald Robinson was permanently banned from Twitter this week after she repeatedly shared false information about COVID-19 vaccines containing Satanic chemicals. Robinson claimed that the vaccines developed to fight off COVID...

Satan Issues Mask Mandate for Unvaccinated MAGAs

HELL, ETERNITY -- Bob "Satan" McGee has issued a new mask mandate that applies to all unvaccinated, pro-MAGA residents of Hell. "We're starting to see another uptick of MAGAs moving in, and a lot of them are dying with COVID...

Jesus Says Lil Nas X Can Grind on Him in His Next Video as ‘An Olive Branch to MAGA’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the son of Larry "God" Schumway and VP of Sales and Marketing at Holy Trinity Inc., told heavenly reporters today that he'd "willingly and gladly" let rapper LilNasX grind on him...

Kirk Cameron Gives God Credit For Hurricanes, Satan Takes Credit for Kirk Cameron

Satan has revealed a secret business relationship with one of Hollywood's most lovable, formerly relevant child actors turned Jesus freaks.

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.

Ted Cruz Says Satan Is a Democrat, Satan Says Ted Cruz is a Demonic C**t

Ted Cruz gets a verbal smackdown from the Devil.

Satan: ‘Huckabee Is One Evil F**k’

When The Chief Sin Officer of Hell thinks Huckabee is gross, maybe there's something to that.
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

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