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One year ago, a man moved into the permanent residents' area of Hell, one of the afterlife's oldest apartment complexes. Since that day, Satan -- Hell's superintendent -- says that life has been a "topsy-turvy mix" of good and...
HELL -- NewsMax reporter and chief White House correspondent Emerald Robinson was permanently banned from Twitter this week after she repeatedly shared false information about COVID-19 vaccines containing Satanic chemicals.
Robinson claimed that the vaccines developed to fight off COVID...
HELL, ETERNITY -- Bob "Satan" McGee has issued a new mask mandate that applies to all unvaccinated, pro-MAGA residents of Hell.
"We're starting to see another uptick of MAGAs moving in, and a lot of them are dying with COVID...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the son of Larry "God" Schumway and VP of Sales and Marketing at Holy Trinity Inc., told heavenly reporters today that he'd "willingly and gladly" let rapper LilNasX grind on him...