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Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be boarding a jet headed for the nation's capital at the time of publication, convinced she is now rightfully the President of the United States. "John died....

Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea

TWUNTBERG, ALASKA -- In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump arrived at Andrews Air Force Base to welcome home three Americans who had been held by the North Korean government in labor camps for crimes...

Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has in admitting that Russia attacked the 2016 presidential election that he won, though he stopped short of placing any blame on the Kremlin, or Russian...

Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic

Former Alaska governor and reality-TV star Sarah Palin takes issue with Scaramucci, Priebus, and Spicer walking out on President Trump.

Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal

Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?

White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office

When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.

“Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist”

Believe it or not Donald Trump gets to pick our next Supreme Court Justice, but who will he pick? We've got some ideas here.

Sarah Palin To Give Trump Daily Unintelligence Briefings

When you need a daily dose of unintelligence, there's only one woman you can count on -- Sarah Palin.

President-Elect Trump Confident Sarah Palin Can Handle Half A Term As VA Secretary

Sarah Palin is the woman for the half-job in Trump's eyes.

Donald Trump To Ask Sarah Palin To Be His VP For The First Half Of His Term

Palin told the press she was "super-duper-hardcore-boo-yah excited."
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