Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin OAN this morning that she "just takes a little longer than normal people" to process and understand basic concepts. During her interview, Palin not only addressed her recent COVID-19 diagnosis and message to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has donated half her brain to freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-MAGAstan), in an "effort to double Rep. Boebert's current cognitive capacity." Reportedly, the surgery was...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he was creating a brand new cabinet position, on his own authority, and that former Vice-Presidential candidate and winner of the 2006 "Be The Alaskan Mayor For A Few Weeks"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President Donald Trump told the media today he was strongly considering former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin for an important position within his administration.
This week, National Security Adviser John...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within a matter of minutes after finding out that former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd were getting a divorce after 31 years of marriage, the most powerful man in the world had...
FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be boarding a jet headed for the nation's capital at the time of publication, convinced she is now rightfully the President of the United States.
"John died....
TWUNTBERG, ALASKA -- In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump arrived at Andrews Air Force Base to welcome home three Americans who had been held by the North Korean government in labor camps for crimes...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has in admitting that Russia attacked the 2016 presidential election that he won, though he stopped short of placing any blame on the Kremlin, or Russian...
