Tag: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now
FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA — Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be ...
Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea
TWUNTBERG, ALASKA — In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump ...
Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has ...
Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic
Former Alaska governor and reality-TV star Sarah Palin takes issue with Scaramucci, Priebus, and ...
Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry ...
White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office
When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the ...
“Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist”
Believe it or not Donald Trump gets to pick our next Supreme Court Justice, ...
Sarah Palin To Give Trump Daily Unintelligence Briefings
When you need a daily dose of unintelligence, there's only one woman you can ...
President-Elect Trump Confident Sarah Palin Can Handle Half A Term As VA Secretary
Sarah Palin is the woman for the half-job in Trump's eyes.
Donald Trump To Ask Sarah Palin To Be His VP For The First Half Of His Term
Palin told the press she was "super-duper-hardcore-boo-yah excited."
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