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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Religion

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential...
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Trump: Telling Sarah Huckabee Sanders Not to Give Briefings ‘Only Way to Keep Her From Lying’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump drew criticism when he announced via...
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Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...
Sports

Jim Acosta is Opening a No-Impact Kung Fu Dojo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just a couple of days after finding himself at the heart...
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Huckabee Sanders Wonders If Bomb At Soros Home ‘Really As Bad’ As Her Being Shouted At In Public

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outside the White House this morning, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...
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Huckabee Sanders Can’t Guarantee Trump’s Not Never Probably Absolutely Definitely Said The N-Word In Front of Her

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump’s So Honest It Just Really, Really, Really Feels Like He’s Lying Literally All The Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of whether or not President Donald Trump can be...
Tech

Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying

SWILLY CORN, VALLEY -- A software development company has released a new application they...
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Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and...
Conservative Media

White House Doctor: Fox News So Far Up Trump’s Rectum They Can Smell What He Has For Breakfast Before He Eats It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House medical staff have confirmed at this hour that President...
Economy

Citing Budget Deficit, Trump Enacts Tariff On Free Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order today that placed a...
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Trump Declares Restaurants “No Free Speech Zones”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans dining out are no longer permitted to speak or think...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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