Tag: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House ...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced her resignation today, ...

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump ate “way, way, way too many chilli dogs” ...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries ...

Trump Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential ...

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and ...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Invited To Dine At Reserved Trough In Virginia Restaurant

BOVINE VALLEY, VIRGINIA — Friday night, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was asked by ...

Trump Orders Congress To Make “Fascist Toady” Protected Class Like Race, Religion, Sexual Preference

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump issued an “Official Presidenting Decree” from the Oval Office ...