Tag: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Backside of Mount Rushmore Being Prepared for New Trump Bust

To the victors go the spoils, and Mount Rushmore is about to get spoiled, ...

Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House ...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced her resignation today, ...

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump ate “way, way, way too many chilli dogs” ...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries ...

Trump Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential ...

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and ...