Tag: Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House ...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced her resignation today, ...
Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump ate “way, way, way too many chilli dogs” ...
Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to read and digest the contents of the ...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries ...
Trump Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...
God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign
HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential ...
Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and ...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Invited To Dine At Reserved Trough In Virginia Restaurant
BOVINE VALLEY, VIRGINIA — Friday night, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was asked by ...
Trump Orders Congress To Make “Fascist Toady” Protected Class Like Race, Religion, Sexual Preference
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump issued an “Official Presidenting Decree” from the Oval Office ...
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