FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their first chance to choose who will lead the country in four years, and both major parties' candidates have campaigns full of surrogates hoping to convince...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House this morning, the subject of farts and farting was weighing heavily on the man we're still letting be president for some reason. First, Trump mentioned that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. --Â White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced her resignation today, and will be leaving the Donald Trump presidential administration in the coming weeks. President Trump offered the most sincere thanks and genuine well-wishes a lifelong...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too many chilli dogs" this morning while tweeting during his executive time, and as such has come down with a case of Freedom Gas. Reportedly the Freedom Gas is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Americans continue to read and digest the contents of the redacted Mueller Report, new details are emerging seemingly by the hour. One detail that emerged is that Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted to Mueller's...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries of artwork and craftsmanship during the fire in the cathedral at Notre Dame in Paris, a member of the Trump administration was watching news coverage...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC -- the Conservative Political Action Conference -- and gave a long-winded, rambling, often times off-script and freewheeling speech that lasted two full hours. CPAC is billed as the...
HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential administration.
"Um. No. I didn't pick that douche. But LOL to anyone who thinks I would," God's letter states very plainly. "I don't pick presidents as...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and literally dishonest sack of shit, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently has feelings, too.
Rumors of Huckabee's alleged humanity have floated around for months, but without...
