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Half of Republicans Think Trump Won Re-election and Santa Claus Will Deliver the Evidence Christmas Eve

A new poll published by Reuters today shows that half of Republicans -- roughly 25-30% of the electorate -- believes that Donald Trump won re-election two weeks ago. This, despite evidence and facts to the contrary. There are no...

Santa Claus Requests Permission from Trump to Bring Gifts to Jailed Migrant Children

NORTH POLE, EARTH -- The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible for the funding and infrastructure used by Kristopher Kringle -- also known as Santa Claus -- to deliver toys and goodies on his sleigh every Christmas, requested formal...

Disappointed Eric Trump Told SpaceX Launch Was Not Actually Santa’s Sleigh

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's second son had to be let down gently this morning by his wife, children, and dogs. All of Eric's family had to gather in their living room to break some tough news...

Trump Hints He May Renegotiate ‘That Santa Claus Thing’ Before Next Year’s Christmas

Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual gift distribution program. Times are changing, indeed.

Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes

Santa Claus has released a statement asking gun owners to safely stow their weapons before he delivers presents to their children.

Politician Letters To Santa: Michele Bachmann

Rep. Michele Bachmann's 2013 letter to Santa Claus.

House GOP To De-Fund The North Pole

House Republicans are moving to de-fund Kris Kringle.
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