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Santa Claus Requests Permission from Trump to Bring Gifts to Jailed Migrant Children

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Disappointed Eric Trump Told SpaceX Launch Was Not Actually Santa’s Sleigh

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Trump Hints He May Renegotiate ‘That Santa Claus Thing’ Before Next Year’s Christmas

Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual ...

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Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes

Santa Claus has released a statement asking gun owners to safely stow their weapons ...

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Politician Letters To Santa: Michele Bachmann

Rep. Michele Bachmann's 2013 letter to Santa Claus.

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House GOP To De-Fund The North Pole

House Republicans are moving to de-fund Kris Kringle.

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