Sally Yates

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Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’

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President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.
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Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

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During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.
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Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony

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When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 11

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Think you can't ever really tell how much greater America has been made under President Trump? Think again!
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Congressional Democrats Quietly Building Coalition To Impeach President Bannon

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Are President Steve Bannon's days numbered? Some Democrats and even some Republicans are rumored to be working on that very thing.
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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