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Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"

Ron Johnson Open to $1200 Covid Relief Checks for Russian Citizens

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell spoke from the floor of the Senate this morning during a session in which the chamber would debate a new bipartisan coronavirus relief package. McConnell seemed optimistic the package would pass,...

Senator Comrade Ron Johnsoninski Accuses Hunter Biden of коррупция

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Is Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden guilty of some form of коррупция? Senator Comrade Ronald Johnsoninksi certainly seems to think so. Today, Comrade Johnsoninksi, in league with Senator Comrade Chuck Grassleyvich,...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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