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Jeff Sessions Not Sure Trump’s Dick Tastes So Good After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions told a gathering of evangelical Christians in the nation's capital today that he is not stepping down, despite his boss, President Donald Trump, publicly criticizing him yet again on Twitter. Yesterday, Trump blasted...

Merck Developing Special Reverse-Roofie For Jeff Sessions’ Experimental Memory Treatment

"Mr. Sessions seems to suffer from a very acute case of PMCRS, or Politically Motivated Can't Remember Shit."

Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall Why Anyone Ever Thought He’s Competent at Anything

Attorney General Jeff Sessions might have a few issues with his memory. And he can't figure out why anyone every thought he was good at anything he did.
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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