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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Moscow Demands Trump Help End Putin’s Shadow Government Shutdown

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent a strongly worded letter to...

Petition Started To Remove Confederate Monument From Attorney General’s Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new petition has been circulating online and is gathering momentum....

President Trump Overheard Practicing National Anthem

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Walking onto the field to hearty boos, last night, President Donald...

AUDIO: Podcasting Birther Says Mueller Russia Probe Is “All Made Up Lies”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing blogger and Internet comments section frequenter Jethro Bohiggins...

Putin Dictates Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions To Him

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, Russian President Vladimir Putin made a phone call to Secondary...

Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of...

Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's Russian headaches will not go away. For over a...

White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Find Trump’s Russian Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A shocking development in the nation's capital today as White House...

Vladimir Putin Unsure How To Follow Up Last Year’s Christmas Gift To Trump

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In the Kremlin, word is that Vladimir Putin is hard at...

Donald Trump Jr. Plans To Invoke Attorney-Dumbfuck Privilege At Every Future Russia Hearing

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president's son spent hours...

Trump: U.S. To Boycott 2018 Winter Olympics In Solidarity With Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order today barring the U.S....

Robert Mueller Also Subpoenas Trump’s Accounts With Douche Bank

"All leads must be followed."

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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