Tag: Russia

Trump Asks President of Puerto Rico For Answers to Mueller’s Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another bombshell has dropped on the Trump White House in ...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are ...

Jeff Sessions Not Sure Trump’s Dick Tastes So Good After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Jeff Sessions told a gathering of evangelical Christians in ...

Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of ...

White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Find Trump’s Russian Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A shocking development in the nation’s capital today as White House ...