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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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The Kremlin Congratulates Its American Bureau on Repealing Obamacare

After pushing the AHCA through the House of Representatives and successfully repealing Obamacare there, Moscow sends its congrats to Trump.

Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer believes the Obama administration did a terrible job vetting people for the Trump administration to hire.

Trump Pledges to ‘Buy American Wives and Hire American Prostitutes’ From Now On

Apparently, Mr. Trump believes that "Buy American, Hire Americans" should pertain to everyone and every occupation and industry.

Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense

A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.

Gorsuch Says He’s ‘Honored and Humbled’ To Have The ‘Full Faith and Confidence’ of the Kremlin

Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters that he is happy to be trusted by both of the presidents who had a hand in his selection.

Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine

Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."

Susan Rice Stops Robbery, Republicans Worried She Violated Thief’s Right to Privacy

When she accidentally stopped a robbery, did Susan Rice also violate an alleged robber's right to privacy when she gave cops his ID?

Trump Signs Order Removing All U.S. Intel Staff and Replacing Them With “Fox and Friends” Hosts

Co-President Donald Trump is replacing the U.S. intelligence community in its entirety and putting the hosts of "Fox and Friends" in its place.

Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network

The Bannon/Trump White House is so desperate to get through to Michael Flynn that they are resorting to unconventional communication mediums.

Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.

Devin Nunes Asks Mike Flynn To Translate Resignation Letter Into Russian ‘For a Mutual Friend’

If Devin Nunes does resign as House Intelligence Committee Chairman, he wants to make sure his resignation letter can be read by all interested parties.

Devin Nunes Spotted On Palace Grounds, Taking Intel To Jabba The Hutt

Did Congressman Devin Nunes, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have yet another clandestine meeting with a bloated, powerful slug?

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...