Tag: Russia
Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not the president was briefed on Russia’s efforts to ...
Tulsi Gabbard Announces Jill Stein Will Be Her Pick for Vice президент
GRASS PLAINS, IOWA — Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard made big waves this week ...
Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...
Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald ...
Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now
FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA — Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be ...
Trump Argues Hush Money Payments Not Campaign Finance Fraud Because They Were Made In Confederate Dollars
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the course of the last two years, President Trump has ...
Putin: “I’m Glad I Didn’t Have To Show Picture ID To Buy The Presidency”
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian and/or American President Vladimir Putin was overheard today speaking to ...
Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald ...
Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Trump took office, one of the first controversial decisions ...
Trump Backtracks Backtrack: “I Meant To Say I Saw No Reason It Would Wouldn’t Be Not Not Russia!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For the second time in as many days, President Donald Trump ...
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