Tag: Russia
Sources Confirm: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter
President Trump still definitely loves Russian prostitute urine and totally wants to bang his ...
Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not the president was briefed on Russia’s efforts to ...
Tulsi Gabbard Announces Jill Stein Will Be Her Pick for Vice президент
GRASS PLAINS, IOWA — Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard made big waves this week ...
Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...
Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald ...
Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now
FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA — Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be ...
Trump Argues Hush Money Payments Not Campaign Finance Fraud Because They Were Made In Confederate Dollars
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the course of the last two years, President Trump has ...
Putin: “I’m Glad I Didn’t Have To Show Picture ID To Buy The Presidency”
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian and/or American President Vladimir Putin was overheard today speaking to ...
Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald ...
Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Trump took office, one of the first controversial decisions ...
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