WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are scrambling to perform a vital surgery on President Donald J. Trump. “At approximately 3 AM this morning, we arrived on the […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has in admitting that Russia attacked the 2016 presidential election that he won, though he stopped short of placing any blame on […]
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA — At the time of publication, Jim Shlarmensch has 23 days, 17 hours, 43 minutes, and 28 seconds left on his Facebook suspension. Users of the world’s largest social media platform call […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump told a stunned looking group of reporters from InfoWars and Breitbart in the Oval Office that he will not be getting involved in any further investigations of […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Jeff Sessions told a gathering of evangelical Christians in the nation’s capital today that he is not stepping down, despite his boss, President Donald Trump, publicly criticizing him yet again […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of Justice to take yet another look at a 2010 deal that gave permission for a Russian company to take a 20% […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A shocking development in the nation’s capital today as White House cleaning staff reportedly discovered the long form birth certificate of President Donald J. Trump. Historically, this would not have posed any […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions during and after last year’s election. Donald Trump Jr. has been one […]
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