Tag: Russia

Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not the president was briefed on Russia’s efforts to ...

Tulsi Gabbard Announces Jill Stein Will Be Her Pick for Vice президент

GRASS PLAINS, IOWA — Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard made big waves this week ...

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...

Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald ...

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA — Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be ...

Putin: “I’m Glad I Didn’t Have To Show Picture ID To Buy The Presidency”

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian and/or American President Vladimir Putin was overheard today speaking to ...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald ...

Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Trump took office, one of the first controversial decisions ...