Rush Limbaugh

After a Rough First Year, Satan Says He’s Adjusting to Living So Close to Rush Limbaugh

https://youtu.be/TiTMKhp5u9s One year ago, a man moved into the permanent residents' area of Hell, one of the afterlife's oldest apartment complexes. Since that day, Satan -- Hell's superintendent -- says that life has been a "topsy-turvy mix" of good and...

Trump Tells Bongino He’s ‘Almost as Good as Rush and Ivanka’ at Sucking Him Off

Today, disgraced former Secret Service agent and multiple-failed congressional candidate Dan Bongino took over for Rush Limbaugh, who has still yet to buy his way out of his death from stage four lung cancer a few months ago. For...

A Complete List of All the Awful Things Rush Limbaugh Has Said Since He Stopped Breathing

On February 17, 2021, right-wing commentator and media icon Rush Limbaugh assumed room temperature. During his career spanning many decades, Limbaugh ingratiated himself to conservatives by saying anything he wanted to about anyone he chose to, in any terms...

Bongino Honors Limbaugh By Getting Hooked on Oxy and Doinking Underage Dominican Prostitutes

"Nobody loves above the fold, unapologetic hypocrisy like Rush Limbaugh fans."

Devastated Underage Dominican Prostitutes Left Out Of Limbaugh’s Will

SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC -- In a shocking blow to the country, it is rumored that Rush Limbaugh's will left out his favorite Dominican past time: Underage prostitutes. Victoria Smelling, a leading black market travel agent, had been dealing with...

Florida Drug Dealer Faces Financial Hardships

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Ronald Crabtree, a low level Oxycontin street dealer, sits in a second hand LazyBoy recliner, shuffling through a Rolodex. "This one here.  I've got stories about him," Crabtree tells us. " Lets just say this guy...

God Cancels Rush Limbaugh

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United States have disavowed “God” after He cancelled Rush Limbaugh. A statement, released by God’s assistant Jermaine, reads in part “…there just comes a time where you...

Through Tears of Joy, Lung Cancer Tells Radio Audience Its Stage 4 Limbaugh Infection Has ‘Almost Run Its Course’

CHINGADERO GORDO, FLORIDA -- Fighting through tears of joy, Lung Cancer told its radio audience today that it was "pleased and excited" to announce that its Stage 4 Limbaugh infection is "nearly over" and that it has "almost run...

Trump to Also Give Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Oxycontin and Racism

WASHINGTON., D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump delivered his third, and potentially final State of the Union address on the very same floor of the House of Representatives that voted just a few weeks ago to pass...

Lung Cancer Devastated to Find Out It Has Advanced Rush Limbaugh

Lung Cancer shocked the carcinogenic community today when it revealed what it called a "truly devastating diagnosis." At a press conference earlier today, Lung Cancer announced that it had recently been diagnosed with Advanced Rush Limbaugh. Fighting back tears,...
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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