TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- The Governor of Florida is bound and determined to get police officers unvaccinated against COVID-19 to consider moving to his state.
Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q), who keeps assuring his constituents he's not eyeing a 2024 presidential bid,...
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) has issued an ultimatum to every high school student in his state -- make out with someone who has COVID, or else.
"With this order, the people of Florida can rest assured that...
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA -- Citing a need for "election security and integrity," Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) signed a law today banning all forms of democracy.
"First of off -- we're not a democracy. We're a democratic republic, which is most...
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has been taking a victory lap in the media this week, touting the fact that his state's economy seems to be booming, despite the covid-19 pandemic outbreak. DeSantis attributes his state's financial success to...
LAKE NOSFERATU, FLORIDA -- This week, President Donald Trump weighed in via Twitter on two election recounts currently underway in Florida. Mr. Trump's tweet demanded that the recounts
currently being tabulated in the governor's race and the race for one of...
