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Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Christ reiterated that he, as a general...
This morning, the Supreme Court told abortion providers in Texas they can continue to challenge the state's 6-week abortion ban, but still let the controversial law stay in place while those legal challenges play out. In tandem with the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, one of America's most famous and successful sexual predators, finds himself in quite a unique position. Should he decide to do so, Kavanaugh can help the other five conservative justices on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time in decades, the United States Supreme Court will hear oral arguments this morning in a case that could have a transformative effect on abortion rights in America.
Since 1973, every woman living in...
SHITLIP, TEXAS -- Bill Williamson has found himself in some rather unforeseen circumstances before, but he told us during a recent Skype interview that what he's going through now is "literally Hell on Earth," and he's unsure how it...
AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO -- The State of Ohio has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons.
"Here in Ohio we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban,"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the country awoke to news that the Supreme Court of the United States had agreed to hear a case out of Mississippi that might lead to the complete gutting of the landmark 1973Â Roe vs....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump have announced they will be attending and speaking at a pro-choice rally in the nation's capital over the weekend.
When word broke that Trump had decided to become the...
AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republican lawmakers in the State of Texas are trying to get a bill passed and onto the governor's desk that would criminalize all abortion procedures without any exceptions. Because capital punishment is legal in Texas, it...
