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CEO Larry Antifa Admits Ron Johnson is Right About the Capitol Riot

SOMEWHERE IN LIBTARDIA -- When Sen. Ron Johnson (Q-WI) spoke during a Senate hearing yesterday, he raised quite a few eyebrows. The hearing was, ostensibly, about the January 6th insurrection on the capitol building. Johnson used his time to...

High Energy Alpha Male Too Chickenshit to Testify Under Oath About the Insurrection He Started

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the late 1990's President William Jefferson Clinton was ensnared in a political scandal that could have ended his presidency, and his opponents in the Republican Party who controlled the House of Representatives at the time...

“But I’m For Law and Order!” Shouts the Cultist Being Arrested for Their Attempted Coup

FT. DUMFUK, TENNESSEE -- "But I'm for law and order! Don't you hear me? I back the blue! Why are you doing this to me?! I'm a PATRIOT!" The shouts echoed throughout 47 year old Burt Thompson's neighborhood as FBI agents...

Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat

Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter people stormed the capitol, vandalizing the seat of government and attempting a coup to stop the certification of Joe Biden as the next President of the United States....

For Security Purposes, Biden May Be Given Oath of Office in a High School Science Class

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol, authorities in charge of next week's inauguration of Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States are reportedly hyperfocused on the security surrounding...

Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- Just days before the violent pro-Trump mob ransacked the capitol building, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Taint) was riling up angry Republicans who believe that the election was stolen from them because all the votes ended up...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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