Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”

SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned on a large monitor in his Sharia Voodoo Lair. Saying a short "Hail Satan," he turned the channel to CNN, where he saw thousands of...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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