First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”

Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.

President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, America was rocked by a scandal involving a few dozen highly-connected, wealthy parents essentially bribing college officials into admitting their children. Two of the biggest names involved are actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin,...

Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."

Day Trader Doing Coke Off Escort’s Tits Agrees With Chuck Grassley That Poor People Spend Carelessly

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Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.

“Life on Easy Street” by Poorsy McGee

According to a new poll, conservatives think the poor "have it easy." As our guest columnist, Poorsy McGee writes, maybe they're correct!

Super-Rich Guy: He Just Works “Billions of Times Harder Than Poor People”

A billionaire defends the current wealth distribution on the grounds that he works "billions of times" harder than poorer people do.

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.

5 Things Mitt Romney Should “Consider” Instead of Running for President in 2016 (VIDEO)

Ol' Mittens Romney-Bot is considering another run for president in 2016, but we think he should have other stuff on his mind.
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