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First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”

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Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.
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Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

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"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."
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Day Trader Doing Coke Off Escort’s Tits Agrees With Chuck Grassley That Poor People Spend Carelessly

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HILLTOP, VIRGINIA -- Mitchell McGee is a 39 year old day trader. McGee has four children with two different wives, and is currently single again after his third marriage ended in divorce when his wife caught him in bed with...
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Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

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It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.
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“Life on Easy Street” by Poorsy McGee

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According to a new poll, conservatives think the poor "have it easy." As our guest columnist, Poorsy McGee writes, maybe they're correct!
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Super-Rich Guy: He Just Works “Billions of Times Harder Than Poor People”

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A billionaire defends the current wealth distribution on the grounds that he works "billions of times" harder than poorer people do.
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“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

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Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.
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5 Things Mitt Romney Should “Consider” Instead of Running for President in 2016 (VIDEO)

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Ol' Mittens Romney-Bot is considering another run for president in 2016, but we think he should have other stuff on his mind.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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