Rex Tillerson

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Tillerson Declines Trump’s IQ Test, Proposes Third Grade Spelling Bee Instead

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President Trump has issued a challenge to his own Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to see whose IQ is bigliest and whose isn't-liest.
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Tillerson Declines Trump’s IQ Test, Proposes Third Grade Spelling Bee Instead

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"For God's sake, the man couldn't even spell the word 'little' correctly."
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Tillerson Corrects the Record: ‘I Called Him an Incompetent, Batshit Crazy, Tiny Handed, Thin Orange Skinned, Miscreant and Moron’

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Tensions between President Donald Trump and his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson have reached a new high, and Tillerson wants the truth out there.
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Trump Hoping Putin Will Give Him An ‘Extra-Special Pat On The Head’ For Tax Return Distraction

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Trump is hoping the distraction brought about by Rachel Maddow over-hyping his 2005 tax returns will be noticed by his Russian lover.
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