Tag: Republicans

Ohio Republican Wants to Create Uterine Registry

One Republican says a new proposed law in Ohio that would force women who ...

Agrabah Preemptively Strikes Pearl Harbor

After nearly 50% of poll respondents said they'd support a U.S. bombing campaign there, ...

Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within ...

Ted Cruz Wants to Replace Donald Trump as the GOP’s Leading Douche

Senator Ted Cruz really hopes Republican voters think he's douchier than Donald Trump.

Trump’s Polling Numbers Surge After He Punches Imam ‘In the Taco’

After Donald Trump punches an Islamic cleric "in the taco," his polls numbers bounce ...