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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Man Plans Transition From Blaming Obama For Everything To Blaming Obama For Everything Trump Fucks Up

Blaming Obama has become such a routine, vital part of this man's life that he's had to plan for how to handle it when Trump is president.
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Man Who Still Believes Obama Is A Kenyan Socialist Dictator Ready For Democrats To ‘Get Over’ Trump

Clem O'Connell told his podcast audience over the weekend that people protesting Trump need to "get over it" like Republicans did with Obama.
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Republican State Rep: ‘Get Over It, Democrats, Like We Republicans Always Do!’ (VIDEO)

One Republican believes that Democrats have been far, far too whiny after Trump was elected, and he wants them to behave like Republicans.
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President-Elect Trump Wants To Annex Baja, California

This week President-Elect Trump took a victory tour and gave the country a hint as to how he'll pay for his promised border wall.
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President-Elect Trump Might Tap David Duke For Secretary of Race War

There might just yet be a spot for David Duke in Trump's administration.
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US Department Of Slogans Will Officially Change “Thanks, Obama” To “Fuckin’ Trump” On Inauguration Day

Thanks, Obama? Not for much longer.
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Nevada Republican Seeks To End Open Carrying Of Protest Signs

Is it time for common sense sign reform in Nevada?
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Trump Voter Can’t Decide Which Is Worse For America: Hillary’s Vagina or Obama’s Skin Color

One Trump voter is facing quite the existential crisis.
Conservative Media

Obama Offers To Personally Pay For Sean Hannity’s One-Way Ticket ‘Back To Whichever Asshole He Crawled Out Of’

Sean Hannity gets a counter-offer from President Obama.
U.S. Politics

Republican Lawmaker Surprised By Consequences For His Party Being On The Losing Side Of History For 30 Years

One legislator's struggle over all the tumult in the Republican Party.
MAGA News

After Rescinding His Endorsement, Down Ballot Republican Assures Voters He Still Thinks Like Trump

He may not endorse Trump anymore, but Trump's ideas? Sure, why not?
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NC Lawmaker Says Anti-Gay & Abortion Laws Create True ‘Freedom and Liberty’

Will Republicans in North Carolina succeed in establishing the Christian Theocracy the Founders so clearly intended with their secular constitutional republic?
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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