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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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5 “Highlights” From the New AP U.S. History Test

Here are five new additions to the AP U.S. History test that will make any parent excited to send their kids to school.
Women's Rights

Religious Zealot: Doctored Videos Should Cost Millions of Women Vital Health Services

One Oklahoma woman explains why Planned Parenthood should lose all funding because of doctored videos.
U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Announce Plan to ‘F**k It Out’

Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell may not like each other, but will that doesn't mean they can't bury the hatchet in a very sexy way.
U.S. Politics

Ohio Republican: Obama Free College Plan a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

One Ohio Republican fears free college would be the end of his party.
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LA Gay Couple Prepared To Be Blamed for All Natural Disasters ‘From Here On Out’

This gay couple is ready to be blamed for everything under the sun, unless that explodes too, in the wake of the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling.
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Republicans Turn Off All Lights Outside Congress In Support Of The Dark Ages

In response to a rainbow White House, Republicans have turned the rotunda dark.
Science & Medicine

AMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the Amiercan Medical Association has issued a warning...
U.S. Politics

Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have revealed that Fox...
Lifestyle

5 Things You’ll Find in the American Hogwarts

Author J.K. Rowling made headlines recently by confirming that in her mind, there is...
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North Carolina Republican: ‘We’re Tired of the Other States Having all the Homophobic Fun!’

One North Carolina Republican explains why he and his colleagues overrode the state's Republican governor on a piece of anti-LGBT legislation.
Science & Medicine

John Boehner: SCOTUS Should Do ‘The Right Thing and Kick Cancer Patients Off Their Insurance Over Semantics’

Rep. John Boehner says that Obamacare should be gutted by the Supreme Court because it's "the right thing."
Women's Rights

Gov. Scott Walker: ‘Obviously, I Couldn’t Care Less About Rape and Incest Victims, Doy!’

HIDDEN GLEN, IOWA -- In 2012 a term emerged from America's left side of...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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