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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Ted Cruz Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Muslim-Only Constitution
Ted Cruz wants a new Constitution for Muslims only.
December 16, 2015
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Ted Cruz Wants to Replace Donald Trump as the GOP’s Leading Douche
Senator Ted Cruz really hopes Republican voters think he's douchier than Donald Trump.
December 14, 2015
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Trump’s Polling Numbers Surge After He Punches Imam ‘In the Taco’
After Donald Trump punches an Islamic cleric "in the taco," his polls numbers bounce upward.
December 11, 2015
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Alabama Republican “Much More Interesteder” in Trump Following Incestuous Comments
After Trump implied he might like to have sexual intercourse with his daughter, one Republican says he'll support The Donald to the end.
December 10, 2015
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President-Elect Donald Trump Wants Muslim Immigrants ‘Freshly Showered’ Upon Arrival
Donald Trump wants Islamic immigrants to be clean. REALLY clean.
December 8, 2015
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Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway
This guy can't get laid to save his life, but once he does he has a no abortion option for any woman who takes a chance on him.
December 8, 2015
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State Republican Hires Criminal to Advise Which Gun Laws He WOULD Obey
One Republican has a new idea for determining which -- if any -- gun laws he'll support.
December 7, 2015
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Shock: Obama Admits ‘As a Democrat’ He Is In the KKK
President Obama finally confirms one of the oldest Republican talking points abou t
December 1, 2015
U.S. Politics
Ben Carson Compares Cleaning Up After Thanksgiving to Slavery
Ben Carson got out of helping his wife clean up after Thanksgiving dinner with a very common (for him) argument.
November 27, 2015
U.S. Politics
GOP Strategist: Republican Candidates Need ‘Right Mix of Phobias’ to Win Primary Voters
One GOP strategist's take on how someone can win his party's nomination.
November 19, 2015
Immigration
Ted Cruz Unsure If He Should Attack Mexican Immigrants or Syrian Refugees More
Ted Cruz is debating whether to stoke more fear over immigrants or refugees.
November 18, 2015
Immigration
Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans
God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.
November 17, 2015
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
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