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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
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Obama Releases Shortlist of Scalia Replacements: All Muslim Americans

Obama releases a trial balloon list of Scalia replacements.

“Life on Easy Street” by Poorsy McGee

According to a new poll, conservatives think the poor "have it easy." As our guest columnist, Poorsy McGee writes, maybe they're correct!

Local Republican Terrified He’ll Have to Blame Everything on Someone Other Than Obama After This Year

When President Obama leaves office next year, there will be a great many people like this man with lots of time on their hands.

5 Other Things Republicans Would Not Have Applauded or Stood For During the SOTU

Republicans hated the State of the Union speech with all its talk of not being treating people like crap and whatnot.

Facebook Libertarian: Obama’s SOTU Divided Us All By Bringing Up Things I Personally Don’t Like

Did you know Obama's SOTU was very divisive because he spoke about things that the majority of Americans want fixed?

Nation Prepares to ‘Give a F**k’ About New New Hampshirite Political Opinions

The New Hampshire primaries are in full-swing, which means the nation is pretending to care about the Granite State.

4 Things Your Republican Uncle Will Hear President Obama Say in His Final State of the Union Address

In his final State of the Union address, we promise that Obama will say all of these things, or at least your uncle will think so.

Town Republican Has Figured Out How to Vote for Trump and Not Hate Himself

One man has figured out how to vote for Donald Trump and not compromise his scruples.

Ohio Republican Wants to Create Uterine Registry

One Republican says a new proposed law in Ohio that would force women who have abortions or miscarriages to bury or cremate the fetus doesn't go far enough.

Agrabah Preemptively Strikes Pearl Harbor

After nearly 50% of poll respondents said they'd support a U.S. bombing campaign there, Agrabah launches its own assault on America.

Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country.

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?

"...it turns out Eric Trump  spent all his money this week on magic beans...

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...