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3 Ways to Tell Which Democrats to Expel From Congress for Protesting Gun Violence

Are you a member of a state legislature? Is your state a red state? Do you find yourself in the position to throw three members of the opposite party out of the legislature because they helped their constituents peacefully...

A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

It seems that the nation is closer than it's been in 50 years to allowing states to restrict access to abortion care completely. Despite assurances to the Senate judiciary committee to the contrary, three conservative Supreme Court Justices -- appointed...

Graham: GOP Will Not Treat Jackson Like a Drunken Rapist Like Dems Treated a Drunken Rapist

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Senate confirmation process for Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, who would become the first African American female Supreme Court Justice should the full Senate approve her nomination. President Joe Biden, whose Vice President is...

Man Shares Inspirational MLK Quote Right Before Calling CRT “Racist Marxism” in Comment Section

Social media historians are calling it one of the most interesting moments of the last half-decade. Today, as the country celebrated Martin Luther King Day, 45 year old out of work non-union electrician Darrel Dikchesst posted an inspirational quote from...

Afraid Your Republican Husband Has Stopped Breathing? Have Him Tell You The “Truth.”

Many of us can be lulled into a false sense of security, and can be excused for living life in such a way as to avoid even thinking about our own mortality. However, life can throw you a curveball...

Republicans Outraged Milley Showed More Loyalty to Country Than Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For decades, the American people heard a steady refrain from the right-wing of the political spectrum in this country: "Respect the military." Increasingly, however, congressional Republicans are showing that might not be their party's mantra any...

7 Out of 10 Republicans Want to Give Monarchy a Try Instead

During a press conference today, Jenelle Beenflik discussed the results of a new opinion poll conducted by We Poll You So Hard in cooperation with NPR. Beenflik, We Poll You's deputy assistant media coordinator, described the survey as the "most informative look inside...

McConnell Accuses Americans Asking to Have Their Votes Counted of a ‘Naked Power Grab’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have been fighting H.R. 1 -- the updated Voting Rights Act passed in the late Congressman Jon Lewis' name -- quite aggressively since it was proposed. In the weeks that followed last year's election, Republican-controlled...

GA Republicans Want to Audit the Elections of 1860 and 2008 Next

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the state of Georgia have been conducting audits of the 2020 election, presumably to find evidence to bolster claims that the de facto leader of the political party and death cult had his win...

Pelosi Says Jan. 6th Commission Can Investigate Benghazi So Republicans Support It

"...and if that isn't enough for them, they can throw in Bill Clinton's Oval Office beejer for all I care." - Speaker Nancy Pelosi WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to garner Republican support for it, Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) announced...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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