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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5

After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop.

4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP Debate

Here are four things you can do with your life that are better than watching the GOP Debate.

Marco Rubio to Publish New Book, “How to Live Like a Baller”

On his quest for the White House, Marco Rubio has penned a new financial self-help book.

10 Ted Cruz-Approved GOP Debate Questions

Ted Cruz put out a list of the only 50 debate questions he'd answer, and we have ten of the best for you.

God Fires Mike Huckabee

God has fired Mike Huckabee after the Governor implied insurance companies should be allowed to deny coverage to people with preexisting conditions.

Sad Libertarian Can’t Figure Out Why His Bottom Polling Candidate Didn’t Get More Debate Time

One libertarian can't figure out why bottom-placing Rand Paul isn't getting more screen time at the debates.

Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate

The CNBC GOP Debate has had a disastrous effect on Politifact's ratings needle.

Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

Ben Carson wants to remind everyone he's more dumb than violent now.

Carly Fiorina Fondly Remembers Breaking NFL Rushing Yards Record

Carly Fiorina tells another tale of tremendous grandeur.

Poll Shows Ted Cruz, Rand Paul Have Dropped Out But Just Don’t Know It Yet

Ted Cruz and Rand Paul may not like the results of polling analysis contained in the article.

Tea Partier: Sane, Compassionate Exit Speech Proves Rick Perry Unfit for Presidency

One Tea Party Republican explains why Rick Perry was just too darned nice to be president.

Koch Brothers Hastily Trying to Stuff Deflated Scott Walker With Hundred Dollar Bills

Scott Walker is fading in the polls, and literally losing hot air daily, so the Koch brothers have a plan for that.

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...