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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century

Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.

Trump Explains Why Freedom of Religion Only Applies to Christians

Constitutional scholar Donald Trump tells a crowd why one of the Constitution's most important protections doesn't apply to Muslims.

FDA Rushing Approval of Antidote to American Islamaphobia

American Islamaphobia has gotten so rampant that the FDA is working hard to get a cure for it to market.

Actual Pile of Human Excrement Offers to Be 2016 GOP Nominee

Can a new underdog emerge and challenge Donald Trump for the GOP nomination?

President-Elect Donald Trump Wants Muslim Immigrants ‘Freshly Showered’ Upon Arrival

Donald Trump wants Islamic immigrants to be clean. REALLY clean.

Trump Adviser Explains Why Muslims ‘Need Their Own Air Supply’

Trump has an idea for national security -- give Muslims their own, special oxygen supply barracks.

Ben Carson Stays at Ritz-Carlton, Wonders Where All the Crackers Are Kept

Ben Carson has another mix-up just hours after continually mixing-up Hamas and hummus.

God to Marco Rubio: Leave Me Out of Your Sick Fantasies

God is not pleased with Marco Rubio's rhetoric dragging him into Earthly, political arguments.

GOP Strategist: Republican Candidates Need ‘Right Mix of Phobias’ to Win Primary Voters

One GOP strategist's take on how someone can win his party's nomination.

Ted Cruz Unsure If He Should Attack Mexican Immigrants or Syrian Refugees More

Ted Cruz is debating whether to stoke more fear over immigrants or refugees.

Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies

Adult Dick Cheney wonders if you can fantasize about killing Baby Hitler, why you can't fantasize about killing Baby Dick Cheney.

Scientists Estimate 95% Probability of Lies If Ben Carson’s Speaking

The world's leading scientific minds set out to quantify the chances of a lie coming out of Ben Carson's mouth.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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