Republican Primary

Humor/Satire

God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke

James Schlarmann -
Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.
Humor/Satire

Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’

James Schlarmann -
A Republican voter can't decide between his party's two top presidential candidates.
Humor/Satire

Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself

James Schlarmann -
The Zodiac Killer is tired of being compared to Ted Cruz.
Humor/Satire

Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump

James Schlarmann -
Donald Trump has a unique choice in mind for his VP, and his name is Donald Trump.
Humor/Satire

Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him

James Schlarmann -
Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.
Humor/Satire

Trump: ‘I’ll prove I’m not a misogynist and charm the bitch outta’ Megyn Kelly

James Schlarmann -
When Donald Trump sits down with his next interview with Megyn Kelly, he says things will be different.
Humor/Satire

Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump

James Schlarmann -
Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.
Humor/Satire

Reince Priebus Kicks Over Bucket of Diarrhea, Asks it to Run for President

James Schlarmann -
Reince Priebus
Humor/Satire

Report: Ted Cruz Had Victory Meal of Champagne and ‘Nasalcargot’ After WI Victory

James Schlarmann -
Senator Ted Cruz celebrates his Wisconsin Primary victory in style.
Humor/Satire

CEO of Pet Food Company Endorses Paul Ryan for President

James Schlarmann -
Charles Koch and this man want Paul Ryan to be the Republican nominee.
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